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1 You're not that perfect person for me but at least you've won my love that will last for a lifetime. love Cute Funny sayings by Greg Gregorio
2 Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner. Author : Albert Einstein
3 I'd love to hear what other stories exist in the world besides the stereotypical ones. There are good people in the ghetto. There are role models. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Emo Philips
4 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Author : Mel Brooks
5 When your smile brings happiness to me,I want you to stay with me forever. Author : Unknown
6 I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New York City, ... I didn't know I lived in the ghetto until I was like 20, 19. I came to LA with Eddie Murphy and stayed at hotels and all this stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and had crack heads. love Cute Funny sayings by Woody Allen
7 Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Author : Jean Anouilh (1910-1987) French dramatist, screenwriter
8 A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Albert Einstein
9 A friends love says"If you ever need me i will be there''. True love says"if you don't need anything i will be there''. which one do you want. i take the true love Author : Ash
10 Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Author : Murphy's Laws of Sex
11 To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!! love Cute Funny sayings by Greg Gregorio
12 If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Author : Richard Jeni
13 When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Dick Cavett
14 Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. Author : Robert DE Niro
15 When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate. Author : Oliver Herford
16 Before you find your handsome prince,You've got to kiss a lot of frogs. love Cute Funny sayings by From the TV series Seinfeld
17 There's nothing to be compared to the love you've shared to me, cause maybe you're the first person in my life? Author : Erin
18 The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Unknown Author
19 No ones perfect. It's when you see past the imperfections that you call it love. Author : Unknown
20 According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Author : Robin Williams
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