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1 Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner. love Cute Funny sayings by Albert Einstein
2 A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. Author : Rod Stewart
3 A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Albert Einstein
4 You're not that perfect person for me but at least you've won my love that will last for a lifetime. Author : Greg Gregorio
5 No ones perfect. It's when you see past the imperfections that you call it love. Author : Unknown
6 There's nothing to be compared to the love you've shared to me, cause maybe you're the first person in my life? love Cute Funny sayings by Erin
7 What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later" Author : Greg Gregorio
8 When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Oliver Herford
9 A friends love says"If you ever need me i will be there''. True love says"if you don't need anything i will be there''. which one do you want. i take the true love Author : Ash
10 I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New York City, ... I didn't know I lived in the ghetto until I was like 20, 19. I came to LA with Eddie Murphy and stayed at hotels and all this stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and had crack heads. Author : Woody Allen
11 I'd love to hear what other stories exist in the world besides the stereotypical ones. There are good people in the ghetto. There are role models. love Cute Funny sayings by Emo Philips
12 The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Author : Unknown Author
13 I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Mark Twain
14 I swear i'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed Author : Unknown
15 Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Author : Murphy's Laws of Sex
16 When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. love Cute Funny sayings by Dick Cavett
17 If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Author : Richard Jeni
18 According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. romantic Cute Funny quotes by Robin Williams
19 Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. Author : Robert DE Niro
20 To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!! Author : Greg Gregorio
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