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1   All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! love Funny sayings by Hilaire Belloc

2    There's nothing to be compared to the love you've shared to me, cause maybe you're the first person in my life? Author : Erin

3   A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement. romantic Funny quotes by Unknown

4   Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, "guess who"?A divorce lawyer. Author : Brian Johnson

5   Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner. Author : Albert Einstein

6   Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse, To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. love Funny sayings by Unknown

7   Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Author : Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

8   Never postpone love until tomorrow, for tomorrow can be the busiest day of the week. romantic Funny quotes by Source Unknown

9   Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Author : Linus

10   You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Author : H. L. Mencken

11   What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!" love Funny sayings by Emo Philips.

12   They say true love hides behind every corner ... well, I must be walkin' in circles 'cause I can't seem to find it." Author : by Nicole

13   To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!! romantic Funny quotes by Greg Gregorio

14   Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Author : Mel Brooks

15   A friend is like a push-up bra: supportive and close to the heart. Author : by Andrea

16   A distant cry is love lost, but the sound of laughter is one that'll last forever, whatever that may be." love Funny sayings by Source Unknown

17   Sometimes a rose is destined to love a thorn. Author : Basta

18   Dating is like a test drive, you keep trying until you find the right one." romantic Funny quotes by Source Unknown

19   I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New York City, ... I didn't know I lived in the ghetto until I was like 20, 19. I came to LA with Eddie Murphy and stayed at hotels and all this stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and had crack heads. Author : Woody Allen

20   No ones perfect. It's when you see past the imperfections that you call it love. Author : Unknown

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