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1 You're not that perfect person for me but at least you've won my love that will last for a lifetime. love Funny sayings by Greg Gregorio
2 Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war. Author : Helen Rowland
3 Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner. romantic Funny quotes by Albert Einstein
4 Open your hand, there I place my heart. Open your heart, there I place my love. Author : Henny Youngman.
5 I'd love to hear what other stories exist in the world besides the stereotypical ones. There are good people in the ghetto. There are role models. Author : Emo Philips
6 Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. love Funny sayings by Pauline Thomason
7 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Author : Mel Brooks
8 To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. romantic Funny quotes by Samuel Johnson
9 I feel great and I kiss even better. Author : Unknown
10 When your smile brings happiness to me,I want you to stay with me forever. Author : Unknown
11 What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. love Funny sayings by George Bernard Shaw
12 There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. Author : Woody Allen
13 Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse, To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. romantic Funny quotes by Unknown
14 What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!" Author : Emo Philips.
15 I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New York City, ... I didn't know I lived in the ghetto until I was like 20, 19. I came to LA with Eddie Murphy and stayed at hotels and all this stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and had crack heads. Author : Woody Allen
16 Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. love Funny sayings by Jean Anouilh (1910-1987) French dramatist, screenwriter
17 Only when you mix love and laughter will you get a 'Happily Ever After.'" Author : by Sarah
18 A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. romantic Funny quotes by Albert Einstein
19 A friends love says"If you ever need me i will be there''. True love says"if you don't need anything i will be there''. which one do you want. i take the true love Author : Ash
20 Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Author : David Bissonette
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