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1 I feel great and I kiss even better. love Funny Valentine sayings by Unknown
2 Open your hand, there I place my heart. Open your heart, there I place my love. Author : Henny Youngman.
3 What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?A Hog and kisses! romantic Funny Valentine quotes by E.Y.Harburg
4 Anyone can find love, but it takes a strong heart to keep it. Author : Miranda Ingram
5 What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!" Author : Emo Philips.
6 You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. love Funny Valentine sayings by Chico Marx
7 I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth. Author : Albert Einstein
8 Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, "guess who"?A divorce lawyer. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Brian Johnson
9 Take my wife-please. Author : Groucho Marx.
10 A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Author : Arturo Toscanini
11 Will you marry me?Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. love Funny Valentine sayings by Unknown
12 Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Author : John waters
13 Love is just a chocolate substitute. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Melanie Clark
14 Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Author : Joan Rivers.
15 I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day: I have never had time tobacco since. Author : Unknown
16 It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. love Funny Valentine sayings by Ingrid Bergman
17 A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement. Author : Unknown
18 Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse, To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Unknown
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