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1   I feel great and I kiss even better. love Funny Valentine sayings by Unknown

2   Open your hand, there I place my heart. Open your heart, there I place my love. Author : Henny Youngman.

3   What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?A Hog and kisses! romantic Funny Valentine quotes by E.Y.Harburg

4   Anyone can find love, but it takes a strong heart to keep it. Author : Miranda Ingram

5   What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!" Author : Emo Philips.

6   You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. love Funny Valentine sayings by Chico Marx

7   I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth. Author : Albert Einstein

8   Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, "guess who"?A divorce lawyer. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Brian Johnson

9   Take my wife-please. Author : Groucho Marx.

10   A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Author : Arturo Toscanini

11   Will you marry me?Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. love Funny Valentine sayings by Unknown

12   Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Author : John waters

13   Love is just a chocolate substitute. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Melanie Clark

14   Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Author : Joan Rivers.

15   I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day: I have never had time tobacco since. Author : Unknown

16   It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. love Funny Valentine sayings by Ingrid Bergman

17   A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement. Author : Unknown

18   Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse, To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Unknown

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